Thanks to, and Thanks for Robbie Fraser: a big belly laugh
of a man and a fantastic horn player. So
Long, and Thanks for all the music. And
the protracted arguments about Jeremy Clarkson. (One of us like him, the other despised him.)
Thanks to The People’s Front Room. For everything.
Thanks to Annie Ferguson.
She taught me to dance. Not how
to dance, mind.
Thanks to the reviewer(s) who wrote 280 words about my
accent and 20 about my performance and songs, and said it wouldn’t work
“outside the county.”
Thanks to the reviewer who said I was “borderline offensive
to anyone with a genuine affinity with Hip hop.” I’d always assumed my affinity was genuine.
Thanks to my brother who reviewed my first album: “The drums
are too loud.”
Thanks to Universal Music Group for shutting down my myspace
account because of copyright infringement – for uploading my own music. (I have
never had a contract with Universal Music Group.)
Thanks to whoever set up a last.fm account in my name.
Thanks to all the people that made my music available for
free over the internet, or downloaded it for free.
Thanks to PRS for my first royalty payment: £8.50
Thanks to everyone who asked me to play covers.
Thanks to God TV.
Seriously.
Thanks to Box of Frogs for giving me my biggest ever
audience, at Ashton Court Festival (as it used to be called) in 1999. I’ve still got a photo of me and Gray Rimes
on stage.
Thanks to Jeanette Winterson, Morrissey, KRS One and Charles
M. Schultz.
If you’re looking for anyone to blame for my lyrics, that’s
where to start.
Thanks to Stewart Lee for giving me the basis of my entirely
derivative inter-song stand-up-style banter.
And Thanks to everyone else for not making me famous, so that he never
notices.
Thanks for all the comments on internet forums, especially
“Clayton Blizzard is the most talented unsuccessful person I know.”
Thanks to the person who e-mailed me before a gig to ask me
not to play a certain new song of mine because it was “painfully close to the
truth” and therefore “very uncomfortable”.
Thanks to the girl who didn’t stop texting, even when I sang
in her ear.
That’s commitment.
Thanks to all the people who bought an album at a gig and
said it wasn’t as good as the live performance. (A higher percentage than I expected/hoped for…)
Thanks to all my nearest/dearest. There isn’t room here to thank you all.
(Hopefully) it will suffice to say: You Know Who You
Are.
I’ve been writing my gratitude in instalments because I have
so much to be grateful for. I hated
almost all of my schoolteachers, (and resented the few I liked), so I
understand that we often get teachers we don’t welcome, who nevertheless teach
us valuable lessons.
Thanks to all my teachers.
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