Friday 7 June 2013

Popularity Contest


Morning, Internet.

This video has had 60 MILLION* views
That’s roughly the population of Britain.

This one has had 243 MILLION*
That’s more people than live in Indonesia, which is a big country.

Is this what you want, Internet?

IS IT?

This video, meanwhile, has had 487* views
and this one, 471*

It’s just a popularity contest with you, isn’t it, Internet?

Last week 12 people read this blog. TWELVE*.

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?

I’m going home now.
I’ll probably stay there for a while.

Clayton Blizzard



*Figures correct at time of writing.  Mr Blizzard’s mental state, otherwise.

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