This video has had 60 MILLION* views
That’s roughly the population of Britain.
This one has had 243 MILLION*
That’s more people than live in Indonesia, which is a big country.
Is this what you want, Internet?
This video, meanwhile, has had 487* views
and this one, 471*
It’s just a popularity contest with you, isn’t it, Internet?
Last week 12 people read this blog. TWELVE*.
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?
I’m going home now.
I’ll probably stay there for a while.