Can I just shock you?
I’ve never liked band
photographs.
As a listener, I’m rarely,
if ever, bothered about what the musicians look like.
As a musician, I’d rather
listeners didn’t know what I look like – I’d like to retain some mystery, so
that all the fantastical or self-effacing claims about myself are treated as
art, instead of explicit statements of authentic truth, the veracity of which
can be verified or challenged.
There seems to be a rule
that band pics should be sober portraits to illustrate a brooding intensity or
dark spirit (band members looking moodily at the camera while the singer looks
down) – or a sense of humour, conveyed by not looking moody, ie, smiling (the
latter is considered risky, I believe, and should only be attempted by those bands
already famous for their sense of humour – whether or not they actually have
one.)
They are rarely interesting
or artistic, with some notable exceptions.
As you might be aware, I
like to be different.
Not having one at all would
be alright, but if I don’t provide one for promoters, they’ll grab a pic off
the internet of me sweating, in a hat.
(There’s quite a few of
them.)
And I’m
vain enough to find that uncomfortable to look at.
It seems like an absolute
necessity to have one, so, before I give up completely, I’ll try again to do
something creative with it – like this
Which I still like, but is a
bit old now.
So, The Glorious New Regime
is (once again) encouraging me to pretend to care what anyone else thinks I
should do by giving YOU, Dear Reader, a chance to pick the best new promo pic
for me – for a carefully-chosen set of acceptable options, of course.
(After all, this is democracy we’re talking here, not freedom…)
So, please feel free to
comment below to let us know which you prefer. Or, even better, send us a
drawing of me with a swearword written across my face – that’ll show the music
industry for ignoring me for ten years. Yeah.
Comments are enabled, so do your
worst (or quickly descend into vicious abuse of other commenters, as is the
norm with these things).
The GNR will reveal the
winner at claytonblizzard.com
(or not, if no one bothers
to vote/comment, as the case may be…)
1.
Blizzard Family Portrait.
Guess which one I am.
2.
The Arty House
Courtesy of The Art House in
Southampton. Arty innit.
(Photographer unknown)
3.
ClayBear
By Dr Spin
4.
Blizzard of The Rovers
5. Clayton Banjohead
Analogue I s Better Than
Digital album shoot
By Gerard Dunne
6.
Bird’s Eye View
From The Den, Corn St, circa
2009 (courtesy of Joe Clarke Photography)
7.
The Light Fandango
At The Grain Barge
Photographer unknown
8.
Born Trippy
The Lost Weekend at The Cube, 2010
Photographer
unknown
9.
Dr Spin kills Blizz with his
own guitar in the back yard
Analogue I s Better Than
Digital album shoot
By Gerard Dunne
10.
With GrayDog and Audience,
Rebel Soul, Shambala 2013
Photo courtesy Paul James
NB: If you are the copyright holder/photographer for any of these images, please get in touch via claytonblizzard@yahoo.co.uk
Thanks and Peace
Clayton Blizzard
can't decide between 2, 6 or 10.
ReplyDelete10, no, 6.
I should think this comment through some more.
2.
2 or 6
ReplyDeleteSeven is nice........pretty sure Heybus took that shot so...........
ReplyDeleteI like 'em all. I think you should 'do a Beck' and include them all as stickers that devoted fans can spend hours composing into 'their own' album covers or use 6. (Not that you care what I think).
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: Yes, it probably was Heybus, sooo.......
ReplyDeleteAnonymous (the other one): Thanks for the suggestion. I care what you think, more than you think.