A Thousand Brilliant Band Names (Part Two)

Broken Sledge

Honeychurch

Old Order

The Established Order

A Slogan Against The Established Order

Vegan Strip Club

Vegan Strip Club Riot

Ramsay MacDonald & The Great Betrayers 

Labour Landslide

Neville & The Appeasers

Six Foot Chicks

Grazing Squad

Paramilitary Debt Squad

Megadebt

Brogue Squadron

Toilet Wall Graffiti

Dial-A-Rod

The Rod Squad

The Leaders

The Followers

Debt Cult

Live Bland

Headwind

Hawkwound

Density’s Child

Hairy Hat

Prosaic

The Pilferers

Phil Phillips & The Philanderers

Throw-Away

Recycled Music

Insert Cool Band Name Here

Shit Local Punk Band

Bog-Standard Pubrock

That Band Your Dad Liked

Worst Name Ever

Ken Sational

Si Seychelles & The See-Saws

Gundog

Monday, Sunday, Funday, Runday

Enoch P & The Rivers Of Bleurgh

Enoch Powers vs Austin Powell

Poor Effort

Colaface

Coldface

Douglas Don’t Dance

Specific Sauce

In Real Life

Is It His Real Name?

Burnt Sierra

Sienna Brunt                                     

Third Time Lucy

Reg Dwight & The Real Names

Hip Metal

The Fat Awful Pictures

The Fat Awful Richards

Pedantic Cunt

Linoleum Front

Date & Walnut Oaf

Blue Mare

Proletarian Fudge

Midnight Strudel

Slow Porridge

Cockbottle

Minor Peril

Moderate Threat

Harvey Keitel & The Tippers

Steve Buscemi & The Non-Tippers

Lego Lass

Floorboard

Lampshade

Dart Board

Fingerwag

Cheese Raft

Surviving Siblings

Terrible Person

Michael Portillo’s Armadillo Portfolio

Warm Band

Favourite Pets

Bigpox

Bigger Hill Burger Van Band (with Bill Van Burgler)

Leopardy

Gush People

Few Herons Make it Past Level One

Heroin Hole

You 

Mash Potato and Underpants

Rachael's Homework

Some Form of Flesh

Dozy Collins and Peggy Bangra

Oh

Great Big Wasters

Band Of Cucumbers

Jogging In Space

Lion vs Tiger

Holiday Horn

Lights

Turbot

Clench

Work Bench

No Chips 

The Kippers                                                        

Sea Level                                                            

Spooky Bass Line

Snowy Owl

Her Bones

Wandering Habit

The Aust District Transport Page

Slipped Into Single Five

Pole Putt

Horse, Courgette and Lasagne

Gus Glamour

Flagon Christ

Manford Thirty-Sixborough

Wabznasm

Stansted Mountfitchet

Scrabby

Unbelievable Decision

The Contentions

Conventional Band Name

Unusual Band Name

Perpendicular

Hanoi 1 Saigon 0

The Controversial Song Titles

The Opposite Of Thatcher

Aust Highway

Grim Bros

Aluminium Pulse

Feta Mytsical

Fudgie McGee & The Sweets

The Pan of It All

Van Rouge

Pam O’Chocolat

People Don’t Like Change

Bulbous

The Seriousness Of Life

Contemporary Living

CLUD (Clean Living Under Difficult circumstances)

The Modem Age

The Passionate Failures

Cooking In Prison

Monkey Tennis                                                

Chris Eubank & The Youth Hostels

A Partridge Among The Pigeons

Militant Irony

+ & -

Neon Nightmare

Yaaay, Drugs!

Gender Agenda Danger

The Market Fundamentals

Nuclear Medicine

Obstinates                                                          

Lapdogs

Pissheads

Jim Lackey & The Running Dogs

Imperialists

Empiricists

Team Geoff & The Dog-a-trons

Crème Egg Controversy

Bullytits

Ride, Ride, Snare

Quite Quiet

Quiet, Quiet, LOUD

Slackmouth

Naughty Womb

Je Suis Un Racist

Flawed Postman

Flapgag

Gagjack

Kneewank

Ricky Reward & The Returns

Cerebrap

Yessirree! Brap!

Swine

Boiled Food

SPD (Steam-Powered Dumplings)

Evil Onion

Big Unit

Midnight Roast

Rotisserie Pimp

PC Hole               

The Dystopian Present            

Long Wave

Ground Floor Flag

Bamboo Scaffold

Meg Fried Rice

Number 27

Scoopy McGhee & Me

The Dive Bars

Tie-dye Bride

Mousefinger

Harder Than You Think

Unpopular Front

Decision Fatigue

The Definition of Terms

Dot Dot Dot

Disco Splinter Group

The Splitters

Pretty Pretty Good

Machine Against The Rage

Yikes

Out Of Odour                                                    

Checked Shirt Brigade

Let’s Get Specific

I’m On Fire

The Moody Band Pics

The Reprehensible Wayans (Waynes?)

The Irrepressible Malcolms

Bellicose

Study Skills

The Workshops

Peter Lieu

One In A Squillion

Empty Stage

Full Orchestra

Survival Guilt

Victim’s Family

The Empirical Measurements

The Imperial Weights

Polly Maths

The Crackers

Je Suis Un Homme Du Renaissance                         

Arts Emergency

Voluptuous Panic

What’s The Point Of Anything?

Words Are Stupid

The Enlightenment                                                                         

The Renaissance

Public Liability

Fizzy

Biff!

Crash Bang Wallop!

Onomatopoeia

Troubledoor

RAM

Wild Mountain Time

Gorilla Panic

This Is Permanent

They’re Coming They’re Coming

Mindfuck

Superb Owl

Glass Badger

Metal Tiger

8 Out of 10 Cat Owners
Dangleberry
Lower Lumbar Support
Scotland's Most Intriguing Literary Voices
Red Brick Posse
Stamina Stairlift Singers

Again

One Left

The Last Ones