Friday 17 April 2015

A Thousand Brilliant Band Names (Part Three)

Trifling Bitches
All One Word
Craft Jerk
Tiny Minogue
The Twelve Year-Olds
The Brunch Bunch
R Muh's Bakin
Dunstable Danglers
The Most Epic Band Name In The World...Ever, II
Ethiopian Restaurant Anecdote
Other Bands Are Available
Drift Aphid
Please Act Normally
By Jupiter
Change Of Circumstances
Terminal 4
The Gospel Kids
DJ 4Eyes & MC Haircut
Stephen Hawking & The Jet Packs
The Chip Pan Fires
MC Short Notice
Annual Leave
The Military Advisors
The Spelling Advisers
Policy Wanks
Blood Wonk
The Free Downloads
Paper View
Top Bandtz
Multiremedials
Automatic Redial
Specific Hand
Nothing Is Random
The 99s
The £9.99s
Daftwerk
Kraft Punk
Ultra Nerd
The Gastric Band
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Mike Stand
Jacqueline Hyde
The Baby Boomers
The Millennials
The Specky Little Nerds
Specky Twat & The Fanboys
Fanboy 3
THC (Tiny Hidden Cameras)
Tape Echo Joy
Pun Intended
Auto-Corrected
Moist Leather Nun
Forever Endeavour
Flatpack
Bandit Security
Secret Coldplay Show
The Residents
The Riders
Aubergine Argument
Overheads
Tears Or Urine
Unsustainable
Trail & Error
Syrup Warning
The Boors
The Pub Bores
Austin Translation
Dark Wash
Shell Top & The Stonewash
Big Boy Floater
The Americanisms
Meat Pie
The Unspeakable Incident
Burt Smackarach
Burnt Snack
Leisurewaste
Recreation Fritter
Absolute Peach
Metaband
Wurds
Darwin’s Revenge
Internet Crash
The Dot Coms
The Prurient
The Speculators
Shift Of Nothingness
The Terrible Haircuts
The Terrific Haircuts
Bible Thumpers
The Bleeders
The Bleedin’ Eye Balls
Those Meddling Kids
The Spectacles
Pedestrian Wailing
The Secret Rooms
Perpetually Moist
Christians Against Dinosaurs
Flummoxed
Known Gnome
Belligerent Look
Absolute Silence
Bonus Dumpling
Odd Band
Fiddling Traditions
Pile Of Children
Shower Of Bastards
Crude Operators
Juvenile Fiction
Young Adult
Let’s Keep Drinking
Dense Brioche
Buttery Biscuit Bass
Shouty Wallace
Seven Kinds Of Flour
Administrative Efficiency
The Artistic Spectrum
The Autistic Differences
The Competing Solos
The Disgusting Slobs
All Lower Case
Big Beards, Small Chins
We’re From Detroit
Hair & Make-up
#crashtag
The Critical Kids
Jobloss
Bloodless
Pantomime Villains
Meaty Challenge
Meatfeast
Speed Caramels
Tertiary Colours
Here Every Week
Viscous Cycle
Wake Up In Custody
Meh
Stevie Nicks Cars
Business Improvement District (BID)
T:Reason [D:Ream tribute act]
Secured By Design
Natural Surveillance
Industrial Estate
Fourth Sink Estate
First & Fourth
Rational Front
The Provincial Rivalries
The Demigraphic
Demogods
Conveners
The Thick End Of The Wedge
Higher Education Committee
Boo Ya!
Cokeheads
The Talented Fuck-ups
Shattered Otters
Otter Illusions
Otters Holding Hands
Gramophone Band
Folk Folk
Sex & Agriculture
Meat Raffle
Crinkle Cut Chips
Everything Is A Band Name
Advertising Space
Ruddy Good Job
Dangerous Drugs
Road Traffic Accident
General Custard
Blink 90210
Blink 118 118
Dual Graphics Card
Bandied About
Willy Nilly
Brimful of Tasha
South Side Of The Moon
Roll Lock System
Bricks Made Of Coal
Fucking Orange
Ayr
Sheff Yield
Like My Post
Matching Socks
Sounds Like A Plan
Wherever I Happen
Burst Water Main
Will Ferret & The Terrible Films
Prog Modern
Don’t Put This On The List
Hand Angle
Sleeping Pods
Hot Water Girl
The Brotherhood Of Flags
The General Stupidity Of Children
The Recidivists
The Titular Leaders
The One-term Presidents
The Creamy Fillings
Crackling
Dutty Free
Blighty
Breach
Wah Pedal Security
Stop The Clocks
The Voters
The Non-Voters
The Marine Animals Of Truth
Salmon Of Knowledge
Wallet & Grimace
Walley & Gromits
Band Aides
Intelligent Evolution
Biological Revulsion
Jim & The Revisionists
Student Hearse
The Sprinklers
CD Grinder
Zero G’s
Sock Trousers
Lip Red
Knowledge Machine
Piece Of Piss
Maurice Dancing
Purely Dental
No One Knows If This Is A Joke
What Even Are We?
We’re Very Serious About This
Baby Mullet
Edgewise
This Is Not A Ticket
This Is Not A VAT Receipt
Anti-Man & The Synonyms
Origami Nightmare
Quirky Northern Bird
Hawaiian Death March
Hawaiian War Chant
Middle C
Bloody Emigrants
Frosty Bastard
What You’re Reading
Reading 4
The Bist
Chilly Cunt
The Ruin
Artificial Flavourings
Emo Rollercoaster
EMO Speedwagon
33 & The 1/3s
Local Communist
Six More Required
Inevitable Lapse In Quality
Good Average
Objectively Hot
Legitimately Bronchial
Tokyo Kitchen

1 comment:

  1. All One Word eh? I see you Blizzard! :)

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