When AFray turns up (he’s got the train from London to meet
up with the crew for this), he’s got two tickets and he’s not sure why. I had just nipped out for a pint and a catch-up
with friends I haven’t seen for ages….Big E nods in my direction: “Well, here’s
a man that needs a ticket.”
Fuck it, I’m in. It’s
the kind of thing I should’ve done more when I was a kid and more interested in
punk – doing things impulsively, staying out with the whole crew instead of
going home early, going to more gigs….so, in we go. Punk as fuck.
You might well have heard of the support band. I had, but have never seen them live
before. There’s no point in me slagging
off a band, especially as I’m not naming names, but….
They’re every band in Bristol in the 90s; there’s a
trombone, a keyboard (for what reason, I know not – you only hear it right at
the end of each song) and “hilarious” I’m-just-a-knobhead-havin-a-laugh, me!
frontman schtick.
They’re fucking awful.
Not just to slag them off for the sake of it, but I really just found
them genuinely annoying….but it doesn’t matter, stop goin on about it.
At one point
I say to G-Rhymes: It’s like watching the band I was in when I was
eighteen. He smiles and shrugs. I recoil in horror. “Were we this bad?” He smiles and shrugs again.
Jesus, it’s worse than I thought. We were worse than I thought, and so are this
lot. (And I didn’t think either were any
good…)
“But we were eighteen though…”
“Yeah, and this lot are mid-40s…”
“Right, so they’ve got no fuckin excuse at all.”
Leave them alone, theyre havin a go…..
British punk is mostly utter bollocks. Not all US punk bands are good, but almost
all good punk bands are from the US. The
film Punk: Attitude by Don Letts explains all this better than I can/am. “Punks”, or “punk-rockers” in the cities of
the USA were arty people with no money and no access to mainstream ways of
producing and distributing art, so they wore knackered clothes and made their
own art and got it out any way they could.
In Britain, the attitude was similar, but seemed to become more of a
posture and a style very quickly, with kids deliberately ripping their clothes
to look a bit different and shock older people on the high street.
With both, those who could get their shit together enough to
tour, or put out a record on their own terms, were the ones who managed to do
anything really interesting and lasting.
Taint whatcha do, it’s the way thatcha do wit…
I remember a documentary about The Smiths with Morrissey
talking about how exciting punk was in the 70s, about The Ramones, New York
Dolls, Sex Pistol, Buzzcocks and all them – which then cut straight to Johnny
Marr saying: “To be honest, I thought all those groups were crap”, that they
couldn’t really play, that he understood in retrospect how important it was as
a way of empowering people, demystifying the making of art and music, and
generally shaking things up….but they couldn’t really play.
Anyway, this support band….they are a lot more together than
we were, but that’s worse, in a way.
They must have put time in to get the band tight, and it’s apparently
occurred to no one along the way to stop and look at what they’re actually working
on. There’s retro, there’s doing styles
of music you love whether or not anyone else gives a shit, and then there’s just
being painfully, embarrassingly passe.
(Apologies for this language, but it really is appropriate in this context.)
“It’s like the last twenty years didn’t happen…” says
G-Rhymes.
“Riiiiight…..it did though, didn’t it?”
“I think so.”
Alright mate, drop it, they’re just a band, it’s their
thing, you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch them, ok?
The singer especially, looks like he’s going through the
motions, putting on an affected sort of slackness, like he’s done it so many
times before but is still trying to look like there’s some novelty or lack of grinding professionalism involved.
Look, we get the point, lay off, yeah?
By the 80s, punk bands could play. The guitarist in Dag Nasty (I don’t know his
name, as I say, it’s not really my kind of thing) was also in Minor Threat and
Bad Religion, so his career in music is a useful guide to who’s any good in
punk. Other members of Minor Threat went
on to form Fugazi, so that’s all bases covered, pretty much. Tidy CV.
Musically, Dag Nasty do the same thing on stage tonight:
they cover every style of punk music worth knowing anything about, and you can
hear how much they influenced the skate punk/Fat Wreck 90s style, as well as the
simpler, slower stuff. Drummer’s a demon
as well, mind (not that I know his name or anything, I’m not much of a fanboy). At times, some of it sounds a little bit
indie rock, but I don’t say this to anyone, I’m not looking for an
argument. (That’s why I haven’t said anything
about the support band, I don’t wanna just be swanning about the place slagging
people off…they were shit, mind.
DROP IT, MATE.
But we were only eighteen and people were always slagging us for being shit - which we were, to be fair, but we were just havin a laugh, y'know, just bein knobhead kids, havin a go...)
The singer banters with the crowd and makes the mistake of
holding the mic out for someone to shout into.
The band are from Washington, DC, so naturally there’s a language
barrier, although I’m not sure what the punter guy’s saying either, until the singer
responds: “If you’d like to buy me a pint
after the show, that’s cool, but I’m not sucking your cock.” Classic gig banter… #britishpride
I even recognise a few of the songs from the one album of
theirs I know, Wig Out At Denko’s. I
recognise several faces, as well. Big G
is here, of course. Down the front, of
course. It’s an older crowd, as you wold
probably expect for a band active up until 1991. There’s a little mosh pit where some fellas
are re-living their youth. Looks like a
laugh. One couple have brought their
young kids along. Which is, um…unusual…?
G-Rhymes has pointed out the nippers – as we know, Fugazi
and a lot of others on that scene only play “all ages” shows, in the conviction
that this is a community, very capable of taking care of each other, and if
children cannot come here and be safe and enjoy themselves and if others can
only enjoy themselves if there are no children around then the community is
diminished. As I say to G-Rhymes, I’ve
got a lot of time for the ethos, but I’m not sure if it works quite the same
here….but this family obviously think so.
I wonder if the kids are enjoying it.
They, like others, have ear plugs in, which is probably for the best. Punk as fuck.
The singer (whatever his name is, how would I know – I think
someone said he’s not the original one, but I wouldn’t know, not being much of
a fan) is up on one of the pillars near the front of the stage, just like I was
when my first band played our first gig here, in this very venue, 17 years ago. Punk as fuck.
Like me when I was eighteen….or not.
I often think about when I’ve played here when I see gigs at the place,
but this is the starkest; my Dad reminds me of it sometimes. Punk as fuck, my old man.
Big Ups to everyone who was there. Old Friends and Loud
Music.
Punk as fuck, yeah?
Being here after all this time
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Like being in bed with a porcupine
A thousand pricks against one
Good god that first bit was unnecessarily bitter.
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