Friday, 30 September 2016

Breaking (Internet) News

Twitter and all the other online toilets have been full of Real News this week.  Here’s a selection picked out from the detritus of disposable 21st century digital communication…names have been removed to protect the guilty.  And insulate me from any copyright concerns.

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Breaking News: Unelectable politician wins second landslide with improved majority.
Labour MPs are predictably shit at predicting elections. 
Labour party members would have voted for Boris Johnson if he was the only alternative was Tony Blair’s preferred candidate.
MPs who were asking for more public engagement in mainstream politics are remembering that language is creative and will be more careful what they wish for.
The reporting of the Labour leadership election has been so predictable and boring it’s hard to stay awake through it (maybe that’s the point…)
Perhaps when choosing between the favourite of MPs who don’t know that the last ten years happened and one who did, Labour members chose someone with a calendar.
If the papers spent as much time on the content of Corbyn’s speeches as on him sitting on the floor on a train, we might have a public debate about public policy.
WHICH IS WHY THEY DON’T. Politics is none of your business. #proprietorialcontrol
 
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Perhaps Labour Party members like an underdog; perhaps when choosing between the preferred candidate of Tony Blair and the right-wing press, Labour members decided that Tony Blair can get to fuck, along with the right-wing press and the others who have been warning that Jeremy Corbyn is a disaster.  They’re not really saying Jeremy Corbyn is a disaster – they liked him when he was a backbench MP voting against all the worst things they wanted to do; they fear him when he represents a constituency of people (you know, like all MPs are supposed to) who would rather spend public money on public health than a nuclear submarine.
“Blairite” and “entryist” are now the two worst slurs in mainstream politics, and the Labour Party is having a good old right-left proxy war as a preparation for a general election where there might be a vote between left and right policies.  (Or a protracted media war based on image and anecdote and unashamedly biased towards neoliberal policies.  Or both.)
Remember the 1980s?  Everyone goes on about how shit it was, but there was The Smiths, Pixies, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being….loads of good stuff.  But then, Parliament was an utter fucking pigsty and the Prime Minister was a megalomaniacal anti-human.  And the papers were disgusting.  Swings and roundabouts, really.
The mainstream news always push the personality narrative hard: he’s a nice guy but he’ll never win, does he have the “personal qualities” to be a leader?  Would you like to have a beer with this guy, or the other one?  US elections have been framed in these terms for many years, and we are watching the consequences of that play out in the presidential election.  From behind the sofa.  Through our quivering fingers.  Feeling quite sick.
There are compelling reasons for them to do so; supporters of the leader are “loyal”, the leader is he will “assert his authority”.  In the context of these supporters, “loyal to the leader” means “a credible threat to” the political and media establishment – not because said leader is a particularly special politician (which doesn’t matter much), but because it is the result of a grassroots, democratic movement attempting to change the political culture.  And it’s working.  It could work whether or not the leader had won the leadership election, and it will make a difference whether or not Labour win the next general election.
What we can be more sure of is that what the political establishment fear and hate more than anything else is just this kind of broad, democratic movement which might actually effect policy – in parliament, or anywhere else.  It’s easier to keep that force out of Parliament and the mainstream media, but it can’t be stopped if it refuses to be stopped.  That’s why the papers and TV news are desperately trying to portray Corbyn as a loser.  That’s why they are ridiculing and hating on the leader (and all of us)…THEY ARE SCARED OF US.  Let’s give them good reason to be.
If we knew how powerful we are, we might use that power, and if we did it would clearly threaten currently powerful interests.  And that’s the reason so much money and effort is spent on PR, advertising and propaganda.  And it’s the reason TV is so full of frivolous shite.  And it’s the reason the papers are more concerned with what famous women wear in public than public policy.
Still, there are legitimate concerns that the Party won’t win the election, and many people voicing those concerns are journalists who have made a career out of criticising the Labour Party, sometimes constructively.  That doesn’t invalidate their opinions, but it might well shape them.
Still, there are legitimate concerns that: the world is on fire, and to ask for moderation now is like asking the world to sit calmly and wait for fire engines that will not come; that there is more to all this than elections and that while losing an election would be terrible, it would be neither the end nor the end of the beginning; that shifting public discourse towards some kind of sanity/humanity is worth doing, whether it leads to more tangible gains or not.  And that it probably will lead to tangible gains.
Everything we do matters.  We just don’t know how much, or what the consequences will be.  There is no reliable way to predict the future, and there are too many variables to look at history and determine that a led to b and that was that. 
 
‘And, in other news’ Tweets…
I would love to shoot down the helicopter hovering above my flat.  Noisy bastards.
Motorbikes, in an urban conurbation, are an anti-social nuisance.  Noisy bastards.
@Steve’Bananaman’McManaman re: Celtic’s potential “inferiority complex”. Add this to the superiority complex of every English commentator ever and shove the whole lot up your arse. Ta.
Celtic, whatever team they put out, are still a massive club #footballwithoutfansisnothing
The Great British Bake-Off has run its course.  That’s all, folks.

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